The Hounds and The Law

The fox had his eye on a turkey perched in a treetop.  “Hey, Brer Turkey,” called the Brer Fox, “is you heard about the new law? – Foxes can’t eat no more turkeys, and hounds can’t chase foxes.  Come on down and we’ll talk about it.”  “Nothin’ doing,” said Brer Turkey, “we can talk about it right where we is.”  Just then some hounds were heard coming over the hill.  “Guess I’ll be runnin’ along,” said Brer Fox.  Brer Turkey said, “I thought you said the new law says no more fox hunts”  And Brer Fox said, “That’s right – but them dogs will run right over that law.”

Darling Cory

Considerable study remains to be done on the white “blues” of the hills, of which “Darling Cory” is an excellent example.  This song is as mountain asmountain hog and hominy or po’k and possum.  It might have been inspired by a boy riding down the creek on a mule after he had been up to the still house!

“Wake up wake up darling Corey

What makes you sleep so sound
The revenue officers are coming
They’re gonna tear your still-house down.

“Well the first time I seen darling Corey
She was sitting by the banks of the sea
Had a forty-four around her body
And a five-string on her knee.

“Go away go away darling Corey
Quit hanging around my bed
Your liquor has ruined my body
Pretty women gone to my head.

“Dig a hole dig a hole in the meadow
Dig a hole in the cold damp ground
Dig a hole dig a hole in the meadow
We’re gonna lay darling Corey down.

“Can’t you hear them bluebirds a-singing
Don’t you hear that mournful sound
They’re preaching darling Corey’s funeral
In some lonesome graveyard ground.”

Please see this great footage http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0ONSaN2M1Q

The Miller and The Devil

Once there was a miller who could “toll ‘em heavy” or “toll ‘em light” as he ground corn for rich farmers, ordinary farmers, and farmers who mademill barely enough to eat.  As he ground the corn, the miller always carried on a conversation with the devil, who stood behind his shoulder, as to whether or not he should play fair with his customers.

One day, a little before noon, there drove up to the mill a very rich farmer with fifty wagon loads of corn.  The miller began to grind.

As he ground, he turned his head over his should and said, “Devil, he’s rich.  Must I toll him heavy or toll him light?”

And the devil said to the miller, “He probably got rich being hard on the poor.  Toll him heavy.”

And the miller tolled him heavy.

Early that afternoon came to the mill just an ordinary farmer with ten wagon loads of corn.  And the miller put the corn in the mill and began to grind.

And as he ground, he turned to the devil and said, “This fellow is not poor, he is not rich.  How must I toll him, heavy or light?”

And the devil said, “Oh, he’ll get along all right.  Certainly he will not starve.  He is contented with his lot.  He is healthy.  He is happy.  Toll him heavy.”

So the miller tolled him heavy.

A little before sundown came to the mill another farmer.  He had one sack of corn on his back, about a bushel perhaps.  He was tired from walking a long way.  He was hungry.  And the miller put his corn into the mill and began to grind it.

And as he ground, he turned once more to the devil and said, “Devil, this fellow certainly is poor.  He’s tired.  He’s hungry.  What must I do with him, toll him heavy or toll him light?”

And the devil answered, “He’s poor, damn him, keep him poor!  Toll him heavy.”

And the miller tolled him heavy.

Old Southern Politicalisms

Old Southern PoliticalismsBourbon – A Democrat of the straightest sect, a “fire-eater”.  Applied for the most part to Southern Democrats of the old school.  This use of the word probably antedates the Civil War but no instance of such use has been found in print.  We must look to the old Bourbon party in France – uncompromising adherents of political tradition for its paternity.  “They learned nothing and forgot nothing.”

Buncombe, Bunkum, etc. – Talking merely for talk’s sake. The original employment of the word in this sense is ascribed to a member of Congress from Buncombe County, North Carolina, who explained that he was merely “talking for Buncombe,” when his fellow-members could not comprehend why he was making a speech.

Chivalry – “The Southern Chivalry” was a common phrase before and during the Civil War.  It was claimed as a proud title by Southerners and their friends but has always been heard and used in the North with a shade of derisive contempt.

Fire-Eater – A bitter Southern partisan.  It came into use during the early anti-slavery, and is of frequent occurrence in the journals of that time.  It is equivalent to Bourbon, but probably of earlier origin.

Mason and Dixon’s Line – A boundary line surveyed in 1766 by two English surveyors, named Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon, to settle a dispute as to territory between Pennsylvania and Maryland.  It follows the fortieth parallel of latitude, and was originally marked by milestones having on one side the armorial bearings of Penn, and on the other those of Lord Baltimore.

Mountain Dialect

The Appalachian people have a marked Scotch-Irish strain, one would expect their speech to show a strong Scotch influence.  So far as vocabulary istrilliumanddelphinium concerned there is really little of it.  A few words, caigy (cadgy), coggled, fernent, gin for if, needcessity, trollop, almost exhaust the list of distinct Scotticisms.  The Scotch-Irish as they are called, were mainly Ulstermen, and the Ulster dialect of today bear little analogy to that of Appalachia.

Scotch influence does appear, however in one vital characteristic of the pronunciation: with few exceptions the highlanders sound “r” distinctly wherever it occurs though they will never trill it.  In the British Isles this constant sound of “r” in all positions is peculiar to Scotland, Ireland and a few small districts in the northern border counties of England. 

Throughout Appalachia such words as last, past, advantage, are pronounced with the same vowel as is heard in man.  In the early 20th century it was noted that the average mountaineer’s vocabulary did not exceed three hundred words.  This may be a natural inference if one spends but a few weeks among these people and sees them only under the prosaic conditions of workaday life.  But gain their intimacy and one shall find that even the less literate among them have a range of expression that is truly remarkable.  Seldom is a hillbilly at a loss for a word.  Lacking other means of expression, there will come “spang” from his mouth a coinage of his own.  Instantly he will create (always form English roots, of course) new words iby combination or by turning nouns into verbs or otherwise interchanging the parts of speech.

Crudity or deficiency of the verb characterizes the speech of all secluded societies.  In mountain vernacular many words that serve as verbs are only nouns of action or adjectives or even adverbs.  “That bear ‘ll meat me a month.”  “Granny kept faultin’ us all day.” “Are ye fixin to go squirrelin’?”  “Sis blouses her waist a purpose to carry a pistol.”  “This poke salat eats good.”

A verb will be coined from an adverb: “We better git some wood, bettern we?”  Or from an adjective: “Much that dog and see won’t he come along” (pet him, make much of him).  “I didn’t do nary thing to contrary her”.

Conversely, nouns are created from verbs.  “Hit don’t make no differ.”  “I didn’t hear no give out at meetin’” (announcement).  “You can git ye one more gittin’ o’ wood up thar.”  “That Natahala is a master shut0in, jest a plumb gorge.”  Or from an adjective:  “Them bugs – the little old hatefuls!”  “If anybody wanted a history of this county for fifty years he’d git a lavish of it by reading the mine suite testimony.”